Dashing thrur the snow... on V8 wonder sled... crsahing into trees.. cos i'm off my fucking head.... been smokin santas pipe... a dozen beers or more.... i'm heading to the red light zone.... to get myself a whore... oh... jingle bells, jingle bells santas smokin weed... Mrs Claus in on the floor... she's overdosed on speed... Blitzens fuck, the elves are too..., they're tripping off their heads... if Rudolf snorts another line the cunt will wind up dead!!
MERRY XMAS