Yeah some dude sent it to me...man he rages hard, back in the day he looked like a solid unit...I reckon I could take him though!

I pre-ordered Both...and if it sucks ass I will use the install disc as a frisbee

So true..thats why I am only good at Strip Poker I get to use 2 brains 

Yo...welcome Tegs

Remember we are here for a good time not a long time.

Grats on the Pro CV. 

Msg Die he has PUGs every night...so basically we already do host one. We have 2 war servers but Die likes his sluts so he PUGs every night

<Kasran> did Jesus heal a bunch of people? Possibly
<Kasran> also apparently he was sin-free
<Kasran> but we don't hear much about his ciildhood
<Kasran> it's just
<Kasran> 1. Birth
<Kasran> 2.
<Kasran> 3. Prophet!

<Cthon98> so I waited until my friend bought a box of timbits and got back in the car
<Cthon98> (timbits being "donut holes" or whatever you yanks call them)
<Cthon98> and just as he was about to bit into one, I say
<Cthon98> "you ever notice how those look just like creamy shaved nuts?"
<Cthon98> so I now have a free box of timbits.

<mindbomb> anytime anyone refers to themselves as a 'foodie' I want to knock their fucking teeth out
<mindbomb> oh you like to eat food that tastes good? congratufuckinglations
<mindbomb> blog about it

<MindSpark> So the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration
<MindSpark> After handing them to him , he asks who the car belongs to
<MindSpark> I tell him it's my wifes
<MindSpark> He asks if I have an authorization, because you have to have some proof that you're allowed to ride a car that's not yours
<MindSpark> I go "Sir, I ride the OWNER of this car personally with no authorization, do you really expect me to have an authorization to ride her car ?"
<MindSpark> Officer hands me back the papers in silence and salutes me

Yes we have Ban Bot.

Just read your post derb and will have a look into it for you after work tonight.

Showing you mine goes a little like this.

A guy walks into a pub and orders a beer.
At the end of the counter is a massive jar full of cash with "Donkey Laugh" written on the side of it.
He asks the bartender whats the jar all about.
He responds...

"Well you see the owner has a donkey tied up out the back and anyone who can make it laugh can drink in the pub for free and have all of the cash in the jar". "But it will cost you $20 to have a crack"

So the guy puts $20 in the jar and goes out back.
He walks up to the Donkey and pats him on the head and bends over and wispers in its ear. All of a sudden the Donkey starts uncontrollably laughing rolling on the ground in the dirt laughing.

The guy casually walking inside finishes off his beer and takes the jar and leaves without saying a work. Everyone is dumbfounded just standing around saying nothing.

A year goes by and the same man finds himself back at the same pub where he made the Donkey laugh.

He walks into the pub and orders a beer.
At the end of the counter is a massive jar full of cash with "Donkey Cry" written on the side of it.
He asks the bartender whats the jar all about.
He responds...

"The donkey you made laugh is tied up out the back and anyone who can make it cry can drink in the pub for free and have all of the cash in the jar". "But it will cost you $50 to have a crack"

So the guy puts $50 in the jar and goes out back.

And all of a sudden all the people in the pub could hear was the Donkey crying.
The guy walked inside and finished his beer and picked up the jar full of cash and started to leave when the bartender stopped him.

He said " A year ago you made the donkey laugh which hundereds of people had tried and failed and now you have made it cry...how the hell did you do it.

Well said the man, "The first time I wispered to him that my dick was bigger than his, and this time I showed him."


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So have a guess who that man was Del.

Because you dont want me to make you cry do you!

Anyone picked up anything decent recently...I cant seem to find anything worth listening to!!

Now that I gotta see

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<rdubyaj> dude this car I saw....
<rdubyaj> was really dusty
<rdubyaj> and someone had written on it "I wish my wife was this dirty"
<rdubyaj> and underneath that someone else had written "she is"


<tic`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<MGS-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick

Welcome...dont go quiet now ya hear!

Ummm...that you still have a little knob!