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General Talk / Re: Which STIPE members are active?!

« on: 10 February 2012, 19:12:39 »

i'll be active soon, jus gotta finish the setup...

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Server Support / server wont update.

« on: 11 December 2011, 13:58:04 »

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General Talk / testing one, two..

« on: 10 December 2011, 01:51:08 »

http://youtu.be/vARlA90819w

Guns

0:14 - Glock
0:35 - P2000(USP)
0:55 - Desert Eagle
1:15 - UMP-45
1:39 - AK-47
2:06 - M4A4
2:33 - SSG 08 (Scout)
2:56 - AWP

Equipment

3:32 - Smoke grenade
3:51 - HE grenade
3:58 - Decoy grenade
4:16 - Flash grenade and flash view distances.
4:56 - Molotov

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General Talk / Re: CAN'T WAIT... 4 APRIL! \m/ (^_^) \m/

« on: 10 April 2011, 22:48:06 »

you need at least half a brain to play portal. "counts me out then ey"

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General Talk / Re: CAN'T WAIT... 4 APRIL! \m/ (^_^) \m/

« on: 04 April 2011, 14:41:42 »

have you played Portal 1? if not, you should.

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General Talk / Re: ThrilaKila is partially back :)

« on: 27 March 2011, 00:45:41 »

sup gavinator xD

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General Talk / Re: Google Maps on Forum.

« on: 14 March 2011, 04:05:30 »

can i mark a park bench for future reference?

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Counter Strike: Source (Archived) / Re: Pug Server / Stipe?

« on: 14 March 2011, 03:34:17 »

we have two servers for War/Pugzzz xD

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General Talk / Re: Heh. Contribute to this awesome and hilarious thread.

« on: 04 March 2011, 09:18:48 »

I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

Disabled toilets:
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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General Talk / CAN'T WAIT... for 20th APRIL! \m/ (^_^) \m/

« on: 04 March 2011, 09:16:55 »

Wallpaper:

Teaser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tax4e4hBBZc

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General Talk / Re: STIPE IS AWESOME!!!!

« on: 04 March 2011, 09:04:14 »

stipe is also charismatic! xD

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News and Updates / Re: STIPE is back!

« on: 28 February 2011, 04:46:50 »

^STIPE _lives!

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General Talk / Re: That's GOLD!

« on: 28 February 2011, 04:37:50 »

I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

Disabled toilets:
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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