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« on: 16 December 2010, 13:26:22 »
<rdubyaj> dude this car I saw....
<rdubyaj> was really dusty
<rdubyaj> and someone had written on it "I wish my wife was this dirty"
<rdubyaj> and underneath that someone else had written "she is"
<GOD|away> Crackheads will rule this country! We will rise up! And teach you all that we are the superior race...
<GOD|away> WHITE POWDER!
<tic`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<MGS-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
SpicyLemon: Jesus died for my sins. I figure, it's best to not let him die in vain. I sin as much as possible.
<livin> your cousin is a titerope walker, rite?
<luckyest> he committed suicide by jumping off during a performance two months ago.
<livin> maybe he was a bit *imbalanced*
<luckyest> you're a dick, you know that right?
<Rei> who lived in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
<Rei> who died in an oil spill because of bp, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
<Ardennes[Q]> fat people lag.
<guyman> lol
<Deviant> so your mom must have dced when she gave birth to you
<khagin> lmao
<Gper>Anyway, mates what's your New Year resolution?
<PowerBuddy> Gotta learn harder >.<
<RoznaM> Less porn, more chicks.
<Gper> Hej, Z, what's yours?
<Ziame> Thought about 1280x960
<windAd> haha, epic.
<Choonsen> What is?
<windAd> I set my password for my new keylogger program once it was up and running, got distracted by cooking ramen, came back and forgot the password
<Choonsen> Shit dude... you're retarded
<windAd> Noo, its all okay... I just went into the log files and found out what I typed while in the program. Two minutes later I now know that my password was 'ramenalmostdone'
<Party> asians are cool, it's the closest your ever gonna get to fucking an alien
<yajmele> Oh my god....I was fooling around with my boyfriend the other night....
<yajmele> Right when I grabbed his cock, we heard the "get item" sound from Legend of Zelda.
<yajmele> It's apparently his e-mail alert on his phone.
<yajmele> It took us 20 minutes to stop laughing. The timing on that was impeccable.